Golf Funny Bumper Stickers, Gift Ideas for Dad

If There’s No Golf In Heaven

Posted by Robert

Note: ZipGolfer may receive a small commission from our partner should you choose to purchase this item

Golf Funny Bumper Stickers, Gift Ideas"If there's no GOLF in heaven - I'm not goin'!" My sentiments exactly!

So maybe you're a little obsessed with golf. Perhaps your television is always on the Golf Channel, you receive Golf Digest monthly, and of course, your homepage is This is all perfectly normal, perfectly healthy -- despite what your wife says.

You must get this decal for your car! Sure, you're going to embarrass your kids and catch a bunch of guff from your wife, but who's calling the shots here? You didn't want to buy that darn minivan in the first place, did you? And nobody asked you before they stuck that "My kid is an honor student at Ridgemont High" on the bumper.

It's time you asserted yourself and gave the soccer-kid-limo a little flare from Dad. While you're at it, you should throw on a Shatter Sports Golf Ball Decal. This is the sticker that you put on the window that gives the illusion that a golf ball has hit and embedded itself in your car window.

Go ahead, it's time -- own your golf dorkiness!

Find this Funny Golf Bumper Sticker:

Find this bumper sticker on eBay:

CURL error code = 28. (Operation timed out after 20001 milliseconds with 0 bytes received)

One Response

  1. Golf Ball Shatter Window Decal | Sports Gag Gifts Says:

    [...] and check out this cool sticker that will compliment this window ornament perfectly. It says "If there's no Golf in heaven — I'm [...]

Leave a Comment

It sounds like SK2 has recently been updated on this blog. But not fully configured. You MUST visit Spam Karma's admin page at least once before letting it filter your comments (chaos may ensue otherwise).

Please note: Comment moderation is enabled and may delay your comment. There is no need to resubmit your comment.