Robert

Born in St. Louis, MO, Robert Lawrence Ludwig was sold by his biological parents for a bottle of whiskey and a pack of Marlboros. A few years later those delinquent parents would join AA, get clean and give birth to another son, Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods.

Tiger Woods would become the best golfer that ever lived with a current net worth in the billions. Robert Ludwig’s current value has depreciated slightly to a bottle of whiskey sans the smokes.

The similarities are striking between the two brothers who have never met. Whereas Tiger Woods was a child prodigy and began playing golf at the age of two, Robert Ludwig at the age of two finally broke his habit of playing with his own poo.

Robert’s buyers packed him in an orange crate and took him to Cocoa Beach, FL, a sleepy little beach town on the East Coast of Florida. This would prove to be an outdoor playground where Robert spent all of his time outside surfing, fishing, and playing tennis. Most of all, he enjoyed playing golf despite a lack of coordination and propensity for freak injuries.

Tiger and Robert would unwittingly cross paths, moving across the country to opposite coasts. This was absolutely a coincidence and DID NOT... I repeat DID NOT have anything to do with a restraining order that Mr. Woods may or may have not filed against his biological brother.

After falling asleep in the back of a station wagon, Robert would leave Florida and move to Colorado. He lived in the mountains where he was a ski instructor and a raft guide, then moved to Boulder, CO where he got a job on a golf course.

It was at Indian Peaks Golf Course, just outside of Boulder, where Robert honed his golf skills. He spent hours and hours on the driving range and playing rounds and rounds of golf. In one year he went from shooting in the 100s to breaking 80 consistently.

Robert pursued a job as a PGA Teaching Professional, but found it was more lucrative to hustle members out of their savings. It was this profession that would ultimately cause Robert to leave Colorado (in the middle of the night with nothing but the clothes on his back) and move to the West Coast and change his name to Slade Magilicutty. (Shhh, don’t tell anybody!)

Finally, as in almost living parallel lives, Tiger Woods currently resides in Jupiter Island, FL on a $39 million residential property with his wife Elin and kids, Sam Alexis and Charlie Axel; Slade Magilicutty at present resides in Portland, OR in the back of a 2001 Dodge Ram Pick-Up Truck with his dog, Penelope. He still spends hours and hours on the golf course, plays to a 5 handicap and writes frequently for ZipGolfer.

More of Robert's musings can be found here.


Nike Men’s Round Driver, SQ MachSpeed Black

New Adjustable Club from Golf Digest 2011 Hot List

Nike Men’s Round Driver, SQ MachSpeed Black | New Adjustable Club from Golf Digest 2011 Hot List

I have to come clean: I've never been a big fan of the MachSpeeds. They have improved them, though. Both the square and round ones have bigger faces with more aerodynamic shapes. Nike has dialed down the extreme shape and made it a bit sleeker.

The round ...





Nike SQ MachSpeed Black Square Driver

Adjustable Golf Digest 2011 Hot List

Nike SQ MachSpeed Black Square Driver | Adjustable Golf Digest 2011 Hot List

I will say that Nike has improved this driver over last year's model. The face is larger, and the shape is sleeker. Having said that, it's like saying Toyota improved the Corolla. It's still a Corolla.

And like a Corolla, this club will get you from ...





Ping G15 Driver Review

From Golf Digest 2011 Hot List, Best New Clubs

Ping G15 Driver Review | From Golf Digest 2011 Hot List, Best New Clubs

When it comes to hot faces, I rank Ping and Nike at the top. There is no science behind this opinion -- just my own experiences and those stud golfers that I play with. One of those said studs in my foursome showed up with this driver earlier ...





TaylorMade R11 Driver Review

440cc Adjustable Club from Golf Digest 2011 Hot List

TaylorMade R11 Driver Review | 440cc Adjustable Club from Golf Digest 2011 Hot List

There's no doubt that this driver was the best new product of 2011. I see these Oreo cookie-looking things all over the place. They're on the Tours and all over the muni's that I play. Maybe it's just that I notice them more because they stand out ...





Callaway RAZR Hawk Tour Driver Review

Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist, Played by Mickelson & Quiros

Callaway RAZR Hawk Tour Driver Review | Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist, Played by Mickelson & Quiros

PGA Tour Pro Phil Mickelson plays this driver, and Alvaro Quiros won the 2011 Omega Dubai Desert Classic with this bad boy. 'Nuff said, right? Do I really have to write a review?

Okay, fine here you go… Callaway and Lamborghini joined forces to bring you this ...





Callaway RAZR Hawk Driver Review

Lamborghini Golf Digest 2011 HotList w/ Neutral Bias

Callaway RAZR Hawk Driver Review | Lamborghini Golf Digest 2011 HotList w/ Neutral Bias

The RAZR Hawk is designed for golfers who want a cannon in their hands. The 460cc head is more than 6 yards farther then Callaway's FT 9. It has all the pop and forgiveness that modern technology can provide. Although the driver is a little more ...





Nike Victory Red Driver, New 2011

Men’s STR8-FIT Pro Tour from Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist

Nike Victory Red Driver, New 2011 | Men’s STR8-FIT Pro Tour from Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist

Nike drivers (going all the back to the Ignite) have really hot faces. The ball explodes off the face better than any other manufacturer I've seen.

This 2011 VR Pro is the second generation of this driver whose claim to fame is the compression channel at the bottom. ...





Cobra S3 Max Driver Review

Anti Slice Game Improving Offset

Cobra S3 Max Driver Review | Anti Slice Game Improving Offset

Attention Slicers: This is your driver.

The S3 Max has several devices built into it to help fix that banana ball and fire it straight down the fairway. The biggest thing they've done is offset the hosel so that the club face is already closed a little bit. ...





Cobra S3 Driver w/ Alignment Aid

Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist, Adjustable Open, Closed or Neutral

Cobra S3 Driver w/ Alignment Aid | Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist, Adjustable Open, Closed or Neutral

The nice thing about Cobra Drivers is they are reasonably priced. This game-improving S3 has all the modern technology to hit the ball long and straight without the prevailing price tags of most of the market leaders.

Let's talk about some of that modern technology. The face ...





Titleist 910 D3 Driver Review

Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist, 455cc Black Adjustable

Titleist 910 D3 Driver Review | Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist, 455cc Black Adjustable

US Open Champion Geoff Ogilvy swings this driver. That's a pretty good endorsement. You might remember Geoff, the thin Australian that who has also won three World Golf championships.

Everything about this driver screams playability. It is designed for elite players who want to work the ball, not ...





Nike VR Pro Limited Driver 430cc

New Golf Club Release November 2011

Nike VR Pro Limited Driver 430cc | New Golf Club Release November 2011

Dear Santa,

Remember me?  I’m the one that promised you that if I got the Sky Caddy last year, I’d quit throwing my clubs and fix all my divots and ball marks.  And for the most part, I stuck to our deal.  Surely you can understand me losing my temper last ...





Cleveland Launcher SL290 Driver Review

Ultralite in Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist

Cleveland Launcher SL290 Driver Review | Ultralite in Golf Digest 2011 Hotlist

This driver is so light, it comes with a leash for you to tie around your wrist. (Not really, but the driver is one of the lightest ones on the market.) It weighs in at a willowy 290 grams. Wait.. Where have I seen that number? ...





Tiger’s Back, Cad-Jacks Dustin Johnson

Tiger’s Back, Cad-Jacks Dustin Johnson

This week, Tiger comes back to show off all of his hard work on his new golf swing. Nobody really knows what Tiger has been up to, but it’s safe to assume he has been working his derrière off to get ready for the Frys.com Open October 6th ...





Lexi Thompson – LPGA’s Golden Ticket

Lexi Thompson – LPGA’s Golden Ticket

“Lexi Thompson, at age 16, you just became the youngest player to ever win a professional tour event.  What are you going to do now?”

“I’m going back to Q’school.”  Wait… what?! (Insert the sound of the needle being dragged across the record here.)

That’s right -- the geniuses on the LPGA tour are not ...





Nike Dunk NG Golf Shoe

Men’s Sport Golfing Sneakers w/ Soft Spikes

Nike Dunk NG Golf Shoe | Men’s Sport Golfing Sneakers w/ Soft Spikes

Why do I get the feeling Michael Jordan is behind these Nike Dunks? These are not your grandfather’s golf shoes!

The days of humping around the links in stiff, heavy leather golf shoes are over. I remember having to tape up my feet because they were so badly blistered from trying ...





Graphite vs Steel Shafts

Choosing the Best Golf Shaft

Graphite vs Steel Shafts | Choosing the Best Golf Shaft

Steel or Graphite? It’s the question that has confounded men throughout the ages, among others: “Why are we here?” “How did the universe begin?” “What did the dryer do with my other sock?” And “Why isn’t there a 10-iron?”

By the time you finish this article, you will have answers to at least one of these questions.

Let’s talk shafts....





Sockless in Seattle

9 Holes with Fred Couples

Sockless in Seattle | 9 Holes with Fred Couples

With trophy girlfriend in tow (and in need of socks), Fred Couples returned to his hometown of Seattle for the 2011 Boeing Classic. He was fresh off his first major victory on the Geezer Tour -- the Senior PGA Championship --winning it after taking off most of the year ...





Time To Belly Up To The Buffet

Time To Belly Up To The Buffet

Belly putters are gaining momentum on the PGA Tour. Keegan Bradley broke the seal at the 2011 PGA Championship. With putter firmly inserted in tummy, he jarred gut-busting birdies to come back from a 5-stroke deficit and win in a 3-hole playoff.

Last week, Webb Simpson followed suit, winning the ...





RE: Tiger Woods Caddie (Full Time) – Resume Attached

RE:  Tiger Woods Caddie (Full Time) – Resume Attached

Dear Tiger,

I would like to apply for the recently open position as your caddie. I don’t have any actual professional experience on the PGA Tour, but I do believe I possess some strong qualities that deem me an excellent fit.

-- "Quiet Please!"

First and foremost, I’m very good at keeping ...





Bradley Refuses To Be Knocked Out

Bradley Refuses To Be Knocked Out

You might be a golf geek if:  you were jumping up and down on your couch at 3 a.m. screaming, “GO KEEGAN!!! GO KEEGAN!!! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!”

(Pardon my punctuation this morning, but I’m still groggy from staying up all night watching the PGA Championship on my DVR.)

If you missed it, you ...





Predictions Guaranteed to Happen This Week At The PGA Championship in Georgia

Predictions Guaranteed to Happen This Week At The PGA Championship in Georgia

Adam Scott will bonk a fan on the head with his long putter after he asks “Can I get your caddie’s autograph?”
Rickie Fowler and Rory Mcllroy will miss their tee time after staying up all night playing beer-pong.
Luke Donald will taunt Tiger Woods waving at him across the Applebee’s with ...





Yani Tseng – Youngest Ever To Win 5 Majors

Yani Tseng – Youngest Ever To Win 5 Majors

“Yani Tseng, you just won The Women’s British Open Championship. What are you going to do now?”

“I’m getting a make-over!”

And as it turns out, the 22-year old Taiwanese golf star who has already won five majors (two years younger than when Tiger won his 5th) is actually pretty.  I know, rigggggght?

You ...





Tiger Woods Returns to Golf – Kills a Volunteer

Tiger Woods Returns to Golf – Kills a Volunteer

Tiger Woods shanked his first drive and killed an 83-year-old volunteer on his first tee shot in over three months.

“I’m a little rusty,” Tiger muttered while signing a glove and leaving it near the body. He did manage to get it up and down for par, even though the ...





The Last Two Major Champions: A Tale of the Tape

The Last Two Major Champions:  A Tale of the Tape

Major winners come in all shapes and sizes. The last two majors were won by two Northern Irishmen: Rory Mcllroy, a pimply faced kid, and Darren Clarke, a beer-bellied old geezer.

Rory Mcllroy won the US Open in June at the spry age of 22. That’s not old even old enough to ...





This Week in Golf – July 24th, 2011

This Week in Golf – July 24th, 2011

PGA TOUR

Tiger Doesn’t Change His Stripes

In an apparent effort to show us that he still doesn’t care about public opinion, Tiger Woods dropped his long-time caddy (of 13 years), Steve Williams, this week without notice or provocation.  Naturally, we don’t have Tiger’s side of the story (which we’re used to), but it ...





Han Solo Fires Chewbacca (and Helpful Book Title Suggestions)

Han Solo Fires Chewbacca  (and Helpful Book Title Suggestions)

Tiger’s latest break-up came this week when he fired his long time (13 year) caddie, Steve Williams.  Awwwwwww, poor Stevie.  And after all he’s done for Tiger, at the very least, keeping his trap shut for the last few scandalous years.  The cement-tongued kiwi millionaire race car driver has not uttered a ...





Rifle Project X Flighted Steel Shafts for Golf Irons

Premium 4-SW Set for Low Handicap

Rifle Project X Flighted Steel Shafts for Golf Irons | Premium 4-SW Set for Low Handicap

I love these Project X Flighted shafts. You build your set so that each club in the set has a unique kick point. The longer irons have a lower kick point so the ball gets up quick and flies further, while the shorter irons have a higher ...





Rifle Project X Steel Iron Shaft

Taper Tip Stepless Set of 8, 4-SW

Rifle Project X Steel Iron Shaft | Taper Tip Stepless Set of 8,  4-SW

These Rifle Project X shafts are step-less. It's a smooth taper that looks like it could bring down an elk at 500 yards -- or at least a par 5. Project X shafts are used in many of the Titleist irons and have a softer feel ...





Grafalloy ProLaunch Red Iron Graphite Shaft Review 370

Grafalloy ProLaunch Red Iron Graphite Shaft Review 370

Forget "To be or not to be?" ...

"Graphite or Steel?" That is the question.

The main thing to consider is weight vs. control. Graphite shafts are less than half the weight of steel, and you naturally swing faster and achieve more distance. Of course, you faster swingers don't necessarily ...





Grafalloy ProLaunch Blue Iron Shaft

Lightweight For Slow Swing, High Handicap

Grafalloy ProLaunch Blue Iron Shaft | Lightweight For Slow Swing, High Handicap

I suppose you've heard the old adage that your shaft is the engine of your golf club. There is a lot of truth to that. The best swing can be stymied by a shaft that doesn't fit.

The main thing to consider is the flex. Flex is ...





True Temper High Launch Sensicore Shaft

Steel Dynamic Gold for Iron Club, 41 Inch

True Temper High Launch Sensicore Shaft | Steel Dynamic Gold for Iron Club, 41 Inch

These are your tried-and-true (no pun intended) True Temper Dynamic Gold shaft, only with a high launch point and a Sensicore shaft. The idea is to replicate the feel and trajectory of graphite without giving up the control and feel you are accustomed to with steel.

At this ...





This Week in Golf – July 18th, 2011

This Week in Golf – July 18th, 2011

The Northern Ireland Invasion Continues

Before G-Mac won the US Open in 2010, Northern Ireland had gone 63 years without a major.  With Darren Clarke’s win today at the Open Championship in Sandwich, Kent, the small alcoholic country is now 3 out of the last 6.  (Rory Mcllroy won the US ...





True Temper Sensicore Dynamic Gold Shaft

Vibration Dampener for Golf Irons

True Temper Sensicore Dynamic Gold Shaft | Vibration Dampener for Golf Irons

True Temper with Sensicore -- it sounds like a good title for Rory Sabatini's autobiography. Although, I don't now that anybody would buy it. However, this isn't a story of a bratty golfer -- it's the most popular steel shaft with a dampening system.

The True Temper Dynamic Gold standard ...





True Temper GS 75 Shaft

Steel Alloy For a Lightweight Iron Golf Club

True Temper GS 75 Shaft | Steel Alloy For a Lightweight Iron Golf Club

To call these shafts "steel" is a bit of a stretch. There's no way True Temper could get steel shafts down to a feather-light 75 grams. These shafts are lighter than Paris Hilton on a fast. They are lighter than a helium balloon on the moon. ...





Jimenez’s Hilarious Stretching Routine – Do This Before Every Round!

Jimenez’s Hilarious Stretching Routine – Do This Before Every Round!

After two days, Miguel Angel Jimenez (age 47 and 21-time winner) is only one shot from the lead at the 2011 British Open (trailing Darren Clark and Lucas Glover).  After watching this video you will understand why.   Miguel is a well-trained athlete and as flexible as Nastia Liukin.  Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating a teensy bit, but perhaps if Tiger Woods had this pre-round ...





True Temper Dynalite Steel Iron Shaft

Gold SL Lightweight for Long Distance

True Temper Dynalite Steel Iron Shaft | Gold SL Lightweight for Long Distance

True Temper is the brand that has been bringing you steel shafts for almost a hundred years. The company that would become True Temper invented the steel shaft in the 1920s. It was a huge change from the old hickory shafts of the Brassie and the ...





AeroTech I95 Steel Fiber Iron Shaft

Matt Kucher Golf Endorsed

AeroTech I95 Steel Fiber Iron Shaft | Matt Kucher Golf Endorsed

Matt Kucher put Aero-Tech on the map when he started playing their shafts in 2008. He's the only PGA Tour player that plays graphite shafts in his irons. As the story goes, he was frustrated with his game when he noticed his dad playing these steel fiber ...





This Week in Golf – July 11th, 2011

This Week in Golf – July 11th, 2011

Tiger Makes Big Announcement

Tiger Wood’s announced today that his announcement yesterday that he was making an announcement today is really an announcement that his agent will be making about an upcoming announcement of a business adventure with Kelly Tilghman (a golf channel anchor).

Maybe he’s hiring her to regulate ...





British Open 2011 Predictions

British Open 2011 Predictions

Predictions guaranteed to happen during the 2011 British Open next week at Royal St. George’s:

--Wives worldwide will wake up and irately ask “Really? You are getting up at 4AM to watch golf?!”

--Tiger Woods will sleep ‘til noon and then completely obliterate the field - on his ...





This Week in Golf – Jul 3rd, 2011

This Week in Golf – Jul 3rd, 2011

Keanu Reeves Wins AT&T

“Whoa dude, I won again!”  After a back 27 (-9) back nine on Saturday, Nick Watney fired a bogey free 66 on Sunday to beat KJ Choi by two strokes.  This is his 4th win.  He won the World Golf Championship at Doral in March.  The 30-year ...





Tiger Scores Japanese Heat Rub

Tiger Scores Japanese Heat Rub

Tiger Woods, after a two year drought has finally landed a new sponsor – A heat rub.  You remember Tiger, right?..  The golfer who had the tawdry sex scandal that broke when his super model wife decided to extricate him from a drunken car crash using a 9-iron and a ...





This Week in Golf – Jun 27th, 2011

This Week in Golf – Jun 27th, 2011

NATIONWIDE TOUR

Compton Wins Mexico City Open on Pure Heart

Folks, I’m starting this week with the Nationwide Tour because this very well may be the story of the year.  Many athletes pound there chest after pulling off a heroic comeback or breakthrough win. Eric Compton has ‘em all trumped.  He won this week ...





Watch This: Back to Back Aces Half the Hole in 1

Watch This: Back to Back Aces Half the Hole in 1

I’ve witnessed some pretty improbable scenarios in the course of a golf match, but what happened last Thursday in Kansas is almost hard to imagine.

It’s much more impressive than when my buddy, Nick and I battled to the 18th green at Indian Peaks with all the skins from the ...





Harry Potter Wins US Open

Harry Potter Wins US Open

Rory Mcllroy 65-66-68-69

The 22-year-old Irishman who laid an egg on Sunday at the Masters put on a Major performance this week of epic proportion.

Records set:

4 day total of 268, -16.  Previous record:  272.  Nicklaus 1980, Janzen 1993, Woods 2000, Furyk 2003.  Previous record strokes under par:  -12, Woods 2000.  (Rory got it to -17 ...





Riot Police Prepare for End of US OPEN

Riot Police Prepare for End of US OPEN

BETHESDA, Md. – Additional forces were flown in from around the country and riot police have begun preparing for the end of the US Open at Congressional Country Club located just 15 miles from the White House.

“We don’t want another Vancouver here,” Police Chief Lovey Deaughnut said.  “Golf fans are unpredictable ...





This Week in Golf – June 13th, 2011

This Week in Golf – June 13th, 2011

If First You Don’t Succeed…
It took him 355 tournaments, but Harrison Frazar finally broke through on the PGA Tour and cashed a $1,008,000 paycheck after winning the St. Jude Classic in Memphis.  He had to go three extra holes with Robert Karlsson because he bogeyed his last hole (his first bogey ...





US Open Predictions

US Open Predictions

Predictions guaranteed to happen during the 2011 US Open next week:

--Wives worldwide will walk in the living room and ask their husbands “Is Tiger winning?”

-- Bubba Watson will drive the #8 354 yard par-4 by playing a 3-wood that hooks over the roof of The White House.

-- Phil ...





This Week in Golf – June 6th, 2011

This Week in Golf – June 6th, 2011

Stricker Peaking at Right Time

With the US OPEN around the corner (June 16th-19th), Steve Stricker couldn’t have picked a better time to catch fire.  He shot a 30 going out on Sunday at The Memorial, and managed to keep it together on the back (38) to beat Matt Kucher ...





10 reasons to root for King Luke – Golf’s Newest #1

10 reasons to root for King Luke – Golf’s Newest #1

Root for Luke to stay at #1 because you hit your driver about as far as he does.  Mr. Consistency does it with iron play and short game – not with Popeye forearms or a contortionist-like shoulder turn.

Root for Luke because he couldn’t get into Stanford.  Although he was recruited by ...





This Week in Golf – May 31st, 2011

This Week in Golf – May 31st, 2011

This week was a great week to be watching golf (not so much to be zipped up in a tent on the rainy Oregon Coast....

Like Grandmother, like Son

In the year of rookies and playoffs - The Byron Nelson in Irving, Texas followed suit when 25 year-old ...





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