- Adam Scott will bonk a fan on the head with his long putter after he asks “Can I get your caddie’s autograph?”
- Rickie Fowler and Rory Mcllroy will miss their tee time after staying up all night playing beer-pong.
- Luke Donald will taunt Tiger Woods waving at him across the Applebee’s with his giant foam #1 hand.
- Lee Westwood will ask Phil Mickelson during breakfast, “What’s a grit?”
- Bubba Watson will birdie #15 the 260 yard par-3 with a 5-iron.
- Jason Day will remark to fellow Australian Geoff Ogilvy, “Thy shore tawk funny here, mite.”
- Darren Clarke and Miguel Angel Jimenez will be thrown out of the Holiday Inn pool for skinny dipping with Hooters waitresses.
- Dustin Johnson will reach the #12 551 yard Par-5 going driver – 9-iron.
- Anthony Kim and Sergio Garcia will get in a fist fight after A.K. coughs “Has-been” into his fist.
- Zach Johnson will hit driver on the #17, 207 Par 3.
- David Toms will accidentally hand his valet slip to Gary Woodland.
- Phil Mickelson’s butt sweat with keep him from dawning his favorite pair of white pants.
- Ryo Ishikawa’s translator will be stymied trying to interpret “boiled peanuts.”
- Hunter Mayhan and Andres Romero will be thrown off The Atlanta Athletic Club for drag racing golf carts.
- After out driving John Daly with his 3-wood, Dustin Johnson will start calling him “Pops.”
- Ryan Moore will drop from heatstroke and be medivacked back to Seattle.
- Francesco Molinari will walk out of the Olive Garden because they served him boxed wine.
- And your winner is Nick Watney, after a sudden death playoff with Rory Mcllroy and Jason Day.
Predictions Guaranteed to Happen This Week At The PGA Championship in Georgia
Posted by Robert on Aug 11
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